Post by AdamTheGrate on Apr 22, 2004 13:22:28 GMT -5
Jerry was driving home late one night when he saw a young lady waiting by a bus stop naked, totally hot. He stopped his car and told her that he didn't think the buses were running so late at night and offered her a ride. The fall night air was getting chilly, so he took off his jacket and gave it to her so she wouldnt be so naked. Jerry found out that the girl's name was Mary and she was on her way home.
After an hours drive, they arrived at her home and he tried to make his move but she wasnt puttin out. he dropped her off by the front door. Jerry said goodnight and went home mad since he had wasted an hour for nothing.
The next day he remembered that no put out mcgee still had his jacket.
He drove to her house and knocked on the door, an old fat bold woman answered.
John told her about the ride he had given her daughter Mary, except about the part when he touched her boob, he didnt tell her that part, and had come back to get the jacket he had lent her. The old woman looked very confused.
John noticed a picture of Mary on the fireplace mantel. He pointed to it and told the old woman that that was the slut he had given a ride to.
With her voice shaking, the old woman told Jerry that her slutty daughter had been dead for many years and was buried in a box about an hours drive away from there by the old bridge.
Jerry ran to his car and drove to the bridge where he picked up mary the night before....
He found his jacket, neatly folded on top of a a burryed box...the name on the box was Mary!
After an hours drive, they arrived at her home and he tried to make his move but she wasnt puttin out. he dropped her off by the front door. Jerry said goodnight and went home mad since he had wasted an hour for nothing.
The next day he remembered that no put out mcgee still had his jacket.
He drove to her house and knocked on the door, an old fat bold woman answered.
John told her about the ride he had given her daughter Mary, except about the part when he touched her boob, he didnt tell her that part, and had come back to get the jacket he had lent her. The old woman looked very confused.
John noticed a picture of Mary on the fireplace mantel. He pointed to it and told the old woman that that was the slut he had given a ride to.
With her voice shaking, the old woman told Jerry that her slutty daughter had been dead for many years and was buried in a box about an hours drive away from there by the old bridge.
Jerry ran to his car and drove to the bridge where he picked up mary the night before....
He found his jacket, neatly folded on top of a a burryed box...the name on the box was Mary!
and toooooooooooo rude 4 little kids!!!like you 
